Octopus Joke

Not sure if this is an original one (it came to me in the shower this morning), but a Google search didn't come up with anything. Anyways, here goes:

Q - Why did the octopus linebacker win the Defensive Player of the Year award?

A - Because he had ten-tacles in every game!

OK, I won't quit my day job, but it's at least safe for a mixed crowd. :)